Mrs Vicious

Where’s my car?
Something is missing
I went to look in my garage
The cops called to tell me
Two junkies drove it into a wall

That’s OK
Eight in the morning and she
Must be waiting our date
It wouldn’t be a problem
If I weren’t an hour late
(Yeh, yeah!)

Cause I’ve never been good at punctuality
And that ain’t my fault, at all, well yes it is and she
Hates excuses over all, and is so mean, that
I think that she is going to play with me again

Please don’t babe
Don’t tie me to the bed
I hear my mommy coming and she’ll find us again

Please don’t babe
Please don’t do it again
Don’t force me to do it in class when nobody is in
(She’s crazy and hot!)

Here I come…
I open the door
And her class is winding down
Her special detention
Methods include to tie and bind

Cause I’ve never been good at mathematics
And that doesn’t relate to my abilities but she
Hates excuses over all, and is so mean, that
I think that she is going to play with me again

Please don’t babe
Don’t tie me to the bed
I hear my mommy coming and she’ll find us again

Please don’t babe
Please don’t do it again
Don’t force me to do it in class when nobody is in

Please don’t babe, (Please don’t babe!)
Please don’t babe, (Please don’t babe!)
Please don’t babe, (Please don’t babe!)
Please don’t babe, don’t do it again!